Issue No. 163 - There's a picture of a fox with sliced bread for an abdomen in here

From Mallory

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant (McSweeney’s)

I didn’t know quite what to expect when I clicked through on this link… what I got was so hilarious that I promptly texted it to no less than fifteen people who all sent me the same pull quote—see below.

Never accept poorly cut toast, know your worth.

How we stopped counti…

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